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Your workplace pension holds Shell, BAE Systems, and Meta. You didn't pick them.

If you have a pension, an ISA, or an index fund, your money is in hundreds of companies chosen for you. We scored 6,000 of them — not using ESG questionnaires, but using court filings, regulatory penalties, and investigative journalism. Here's what the data shows.

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What's inside the UK's most common funds

These four companies are in most workplace pensions, index funds, and “sustainable” ETFs. You almost certainly own them.

Shell

1.2 billion tonnes of CO2 equivalent. Censured 25 times by the Health and Safety Executive. Prosecuted for incidents including an explosion and a fatality. In your pension not because you chose it — because auto-enrolment did.

Scores -80 on Better Health for All.

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Alphabet (Google)

Removed its pledge not to build AI for weapons in 2026. Holds a $1.2 billion contract with the Israeli military and a $9 billion Pentagon cloud deal. Fired employees who protested. Tracked 136 million Americans in Chrome's “Incognito” mode.

Scores -80 on No War, No Weapons.

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Meta

Lawsuits from multiple US states allege its algorithm was designed to addict children. Tribal nations filed suits alleging links to youth suicides. $1.4 billion facial recognition settlement. Changed content rules in 2025 to allow calling LGBTQ+ people mentally ill.

Scores -70 on Safe & Smart Tech.

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Amazon

Warehouse workers tracked second-by-second through handheld scanners. France fined them €32 million for it. NLRB found illegal sick day penalties. $2.5 billion settlement for deceptive Prime subscription practices.

Scores -50 on Fair Pay & Worker Respect.

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What you see in 30 seconds

Before

You see fund names on your statement — “Global Equity Fund”, “Balanced Growth”, “Sustainable World.” You know nothing about what's inside.

After

Every company in your portfolio. Each one scored -100 to +100 across 11 dimensions — weapons, climate, workers, privacy, health, governance, and more. The specific court filing or investigation behind each score. Which companies align with your values. Which don't.

Sample result

A Vanguard LifeStrategy 60 holder ran the audit. 47 holdings flagged. 12 with weapons contracts. 9 with documented labour violations. 8 with data privacy penalties. Three companies — Shell, BAE Systems, and Glencore — accounted for the worst scores. Audit time: 28 seconds.

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What people do with the data

Switch funds

Most platforms offer alternatives that exclude weapons, fossil fuels, or other categories. The audit shows exactly what to exclude — and what to look for in a replacement.

Talk to your advisor with evidence

Instead of “I want to invest ethically,” say: “My portfolio scores -60 on weapons. Show me alternatives.” That turns a vague preference into a specific instruction.

Share what you found

Forward your audit to a partner, a colleague, anyone with a pension. Most people have never checked. The data tends to surprise them.

No ESG questionnaires. No corporate self-assessments.

ESG ratings ask companies to report on themselves. Schlumberger gets an AA “Leader” rating from MSCI — while being designated a war sponsor by Ukraine. NVIDIA sits in sustainable ETFs while its emissions rose 87% in a single year. Microsoft holds a AAA ESG rating and a -60 weapons score from us.

We read what companies can't edit. Court filings with docket numbers. Regulatory penalties with enforcement dates. Investigations from Reuters, the Financial Times, and the Wall Street Journal. Reports from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, and Greenpeace.

6,000+ companies. 11 dimensions. Every score links to its source. Updated within 48 hours of new evidence.

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